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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.

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Two mathematicians are watching a building. They watch as two people come out, and three people walk in. Four people come out, and two walk in. One mathematician turns to the other and says, “If one more person enters the building, it will be empty.”

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  In September of 2008, this sporadically neglected blog replaced theantipath.com. Having been involved in opinion research for the last 15 years, I am the owner of a social/consumer/political research firm in Detroit. I write from the perspective of your typical gay atheist liberal nerd. These days I'm most active on Twitter, where you can find me as ziege19.

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